BAD OCSCAR 2008 [pics]

Older actresses like Jane Russell should not be stylistically forced to emulate Dorothy Zbornak.

Daniel Day Lewis' wife, Rebecca Miller, proves there will be blood -- for dressing like a 19th century saloon waitress.

Did Diablo Cody write "Juno" or jungle? An exposed tat and a gown is awful -- but is it emo too?

After this unfortunate outfit, the only thing mom-to-be Cate Blanchett will be craving is another stylist.

In Sarah Larson's defense, any dress looks awful standing next to gorgeousness that is The Clooney -- but there's no excuse for wearing bathroom wallpaper.

Faye Dunaway proves if you aren't nominated for an Oscar -- just dress like one!

Spike Lee should do the right thing and wear a classic tux, while Wesley Snipes looks like he should be holding Diddy's umbrella.

Marion Cotillard's fishy number made a big SPLASH last night.

Calista Flockhart is at the Oscars, but her hair is at UCLA studying for finals.

What is Eric Stoltz doing at the Oscars in a one-arm Van Nuys High School graduation gown?

Ellen Page in a cutting edge outfit -- for Kathy Bates. This look needs to be aborted.