Breast implants in man's leg go belly-up

LIVENEWS.com.au covered the story late last year about a man who had silicone surgically implanted in his leg to make his tattoo of a buxom beauty appear to be more anatomically correct. Unfortunately, not everything has worked out for our busty ink-job heroine.

Canadian Lane Jensen had the 'implants' surgically inserted in early December last year, but by Christmas Eve the sutures had split, and large amounts of lymphatic fluid were draining out of his leg.

"There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out,' he told the Edmonson Sun.

My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn't meant to have 3D breasts".

Doctors gave Jensen a course of antibiotics, and later advised him that his love affair with his leg-lady was now over.

Off the wall says: Not to speculate, but we think the problem was caused simply because he couldn't stop playing with them.